Close your eyes, this is gonna hurt. And other Trina-ese

So, Donnie is laying out in the yard with Sam and Trinity. Trinity is playing doctor with daddy and using bike pegs for her instruments to fix daddy. As he is laying in the grass relaxing, she stands over him with one of these pegs, which weighs about 1lb each, and she says "Close your eyes, this is really gonna hurt."

Daddy is fine, she didn't bash him on the head as he feared, and it didn't really hurt, but he was scared and he DID close his eyes. I would have screamed and ran away.

Donnie took her out on the boat with the kids on Mother's Day to give me some time alone to read blogs or play games. (He even tried to take Sam, but this momma loves her baby more than she loves to blog and would NOT allow her little 6mo old to go on a boat in water so frigid he'd get hypothermia!) The wind was blowing good and blew lots of water into the boat as they were speeding along. Trinity decided that she didn't want to step in the water so she would go from seat to seat, which required doing the complete splits for her little legs! She ended up slipping and bashing her chin really bad and has a nice bruise. He then took the kids to the DQ and Trinity went potty in the bathroom, which is a MUST at every bathroom that is not in OUR home. She must not have gotten her pants adjusted right because she started to strip right there in the DQ.
The next day we went to the DQ with some friends and Trinity was looking up through the glass roof and her friend "BJ" (that's how she says his name, much to his dismay) saw her huge, ugly bruise and his eyes just about bugged right out of his sockets! His mom and I were laughing at him, it was so funny. Then he yells at Trinity, "Trinity, put your head down NOW!" He was done looking at that ugly thing!