So today we are on day 2 of potty boot camp. I am much harder on her than most people should be, because she WAS potty trained a year ago, before I got pregnant. So, we KNOW she is rebelling and is perfectly able to do this.
The rules are if she goes potty in the potty chair she gets a book read to her. If she poops in the potty she gets a popsicle. If she is dry all day she gets a present out of the goody bag. If she goes in her pants she gets a spanking and has to clean it up. (she pees on beds just to pee on beds, its really out of control.)
Yesterday after about 3 spankings for peeing on things I find her without her panties. I sent her to go get them and she starts swatting her own butt! I figured at that point she must have peed in them, cause I'm just that good. I kept sending her for them, and she kept swatting her hiney and not bringing me the panties. So at this point I know she peed. I had to spank her, cause I said so. After her swat she says "Why you do THAT!?" "Because if you pee in your pants you get a spanking." "I spank-Ed mySelf!" LOL
So today she's peeing in the potty chair with lots of prompting from mom and baby Sam. Then I smell something. Yep, she's playing in her poop. So, I haul her off to the bathroom, clean her up, make her clean up the poop and give her a swat on the bum. One tiny turd dropping had landed on the blanket she was laying on so I gave her toilette paper to clean it up and told her to throw it away. About 30 minutes later she comes up to me and says "Mommy, I got the poop out of my nose!"
She did have what looked like poop smear on her finger, but I didn't dare ask if she meant a booger or real poop. Later I found the toilette paper without the turd..... not in the trash....
But! She hasn't peed in her pants all day and its almost 7:30 at night!
Ok, as I typed that last sentence, she was peeing in her pants. 30 mintues away from a prize.
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In love reading the Trinity Chronicles that you write. My son used to go poo by himself and then wipe his bottom on the stuffed animals in his room. I thought something was seriously wrong with him. When he started peeing on things including his little sister in the tub (they were 2 and 4 I think) I was so mortified. I finally called my mother who told me countless stories of other children especially boys and the strange things they pee on. I was so relieved! And now reading your blog I realize he is seriously ok! hahahaha
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