Fuel me!

snorgtees.com and fuelmyblog are having a contest for $500! Check out the competition page for details.
I am #13! Please keep voting for me! And I'd love you forever if you spread the word, too! My competition is crazy rich with voting friends. He says he doesn't want the money, but I don't believe him, lol. He has 74 votes so far this month, I have 19. I'm very thrilled with 19, really, but it is not going to win me the $500.
I'm not really a big deal blogger, like the competition rules state to blog about, but I want to be. I love blogging and meeting new friends and reading new blogs. I get a lot of joy out of some of the posts I read. I get a ton of joy out of the comments I receive, they mean the world to me! Blogging is all about the readers, not about the blogger.

I have some prizes I will be listing soon from Mr. WiggityBang himself! Now you all know how crazy the game Quelf is, if you read my blog, or are my friend in real life and have been forced to play it a time or two. Guess what he sent me to give away............
A pair of boys underpants. Oh, yes he did. Now I thought that was freaky weird, but not only do you pretty much have to be freaky weird to make up the games he made, but Drew thought they were incredibly awesome and wishes they were in his size!
Thankfully, for us slightly more normal people, there are t-shirts and a hat, also.
Why is he doing this? Could it be all the emails I send him begging him? Well, sure. I'm good at sucking up, and I truly love the game and want to promote it. But the reason is because Barnes and Noble picked up Quelf and they want to sell out the games so B&N will sell his other two games.

Our foreign exchange student is here. He's a bit withdrawn right now. Not shy, really, just not easy to get to know. Maybe if he'd come out of the bedroom.... lol. Or maybe we are just really weird. I don't know.
We planned to take him to the Mall of America (MOA) today, but apparently his German friends planned to go, too, and they called about driving him today, but since I didn't know about it, I said we were driving him. Now its kind of a big snafu. I think I'll just drop him off with his friends and let him have fun while we go take care of the car we are buying. (and that is a blog post in itself!)

Snorgtees.com

snorgtees.com and fuelmyblog are having a contest for $500! Check out the competition page for details.

I am a big deal blogger and deserve to win this funny t-shirt and win $500 because no one else is willing to amuse you and entertain you and horrify you like I am with just my daily life as a parent. It is funny to you, because you are not the ones dealing with these things.
I lived through the 2 years Trinity would play with her poop. Painting her crib daily, finger painting her sheets and walls with poop. "White washing" her doll house fence with poo. She even made little poop figures to decorate my staircase with. I survived that. Just those years alone should qualify me to win that $500, or at least a t-shirt, but it didn't end there.
Now I have Sam. This is Sam. After his trip to the litter box. Yes, that is cat litter stuck to the snot on his upper lip. Why, yes, he does enjoy eating cat poop.

And lest you think I am kidding, click on this picture and you will see the litter inside his mouth. I know, he seems to be such a cute kid, but really, he's a disgusting monster.

Don't believe me? This is the SAME night. That is not cat poop. That is HIS poop. And yes, it IS on his mouth. He decorated the chair, the carpet, his sister's toy AND ate it.

But he sure cleans up good!

So, who else is willing to not only admit that their kid does this, but also post pics of it to amuse and horrify you? That's right, only me.

So, since I need that $500 to help us fix all the things that have decided to die around here recently (furnace, van, car, dryer, washer, fridge/freezer, to name the biggies) I would appreciate it if you would all show me the love and go vote for me and put me in the top 100.

I promise you, if I am elected the winner of the $500 I will end the posting pics of my child eating poop. I will bring you more entertaining stories of my life with 7 kids. And I will even make a cake.

Please go vote! You do have to register and confirm your email, but after that it is easy to do, I promise! Remember, if I get in the top 100, I will never post another poop picture on my blog again!