New courses for me to take

I was visiting Miss Sniz the other day and she was tagged for a meme, 5-10 classes you would take to improve your life. I thought that she had some great ideas there. And let me tell you why I would take her classes.

1. Building Addictions To Housework This would be a pharmaceutical class that would facilitate the use of synthesized hormones that have been found in women who love to clean. It would also teach how to use aversion therapy to train the body to not enjoy sitting and reading a good book, or watching a great black and white movie.
Now, no, I would not WANT to take this class, because I would rather blog, but I would take this class because I know that my house most certainly needs me to be addicted to cleaning it. But I would also slip those hormones into my cooking so all my kids, and even Donnie, would feel compelled to clean. Then, I would still have time to blog!
2. Dancing 101 (or How to NOT dance like a NERD)
I didn't need this class. I was front line of my dancing classes in high school. But then I started dating a nerd. Who can't dance. And we spawned a bunch of nerds who can't dance. All the rythym has been sucked out of me. Now I need this class. I would not be taking it alone, though. I'd drag all the spawned nerds with me.
3. Cloning for Dummies
I would definately take this class! Because if I cloned myself I could feed those addicted to housework hormones to the clone and I could sit on my blog all day! I wouldn't clone the spawned nerds, however, I don't need double the crazy over here.
4. How to Stop Talking Too Much
I don't want to take this class, either. But I need it. I maybe would add a subtitle: How to keep your foot out of your mouth.

Yep, Miss Sniz, I'll take those classes with you! And I think you ARE witty.