Our 7 Qtpies

February 22, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #7

Thirteen funny things heard over the years in my family.
1. My mom, trying to be a cool mom in the 80's, decided to use some slang on my brother. "Gel out, Shane." Instead of Chill out.... yeah, she wasn't cool.
2. "That didn't happen." after doing something stupid, lol. Started by Kaytlin. Used frequently by everyone.
3. "It was so sad she took a leak!" Said by me about my mom when asked about watching a very sad episode of Little House on the prairie, instead of she sprung a leak, lol.
4. "Its amazing! It's incredible! It's a miracle!" Said by me and my cousins when we had been in the back of the station wagon on a LONG car trip without fighting for quite some time.
5. "Unhang-on that key locker" said by my brother Shane to get grandpa to give him a lock.
6. Also by Shane after he fell half off the diving board onto a very sensitive area and crawled out of the pool, (about 10 years old, so knew better.) "Oh, my uterus!"
7. Often said between dh and dd Kaytlin "Thank you." "Thank you for thanking me." "Thank YOU for thanking me." and on and on and on.
8. "I not naughty, I a 'murf!" said by Drew at 2yo after coloring himself blue. Little boy blue.......
9. Trinity-ism "Oh, boys have a pen*s, girls have a poopis!" Trinity Funnies!
10. "Oh, I know all about that. I learned about it in sex ed. Thats called a resurection." Said by my little cousin about his baby nephew's parts that were getting ready to pee all over.
11. "We're in Poop County now!" Said by me as we were driving into Pope County.
12. "I didn't hear me say that." Said by Shane after a neighbor tattled that he said a bad word.
13. "Then one froggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to stay." sung by me.

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yofed said...

Oh my! That littl boy blue is SO funny! The only really funny thing my son says is "I have sparkles in my foot" when he sit on it too long and it gets... sleepy...

That was a most needed laugh today, thanks!

Anonymous said...

This list was so funny! Thanks for sharing it. Family is so great! Ta for now dahling!

Kate Willoughby said...

Oh, those are hilarious! I'm laughing so hard my uterus is sore! Thanks for the great TT!!!


Dane Bramage said...

I think I am going to have to start telling people to "Gel Out". Funny list.
Thanks for stopping by my final T13; 13 Thursday Thirteen Logos
I made and used during the last 30 weeks.

Raggedy said...

Thursday Thirteen has come to an end.
I have enjoyed my visits here and consider us friends.
Thank you for sharing your thirteens with me.
The comments you left me filled me with glee.
It is hard to believe it is really true.
I am trying very hard to not be blue.
Happy TT'ing!
(")_ (")Š

Carina said...

There are some real classics there! Love the 'murf!

Brought to you by Her Majesty Magenta said...

What a cute TT. I just love the things kids come up with. Especially ones trying to stay out of trouble

Fiddledeedee (It Coulda' Been Worse) said...

#6 was my definite favorite!!!

Emme use to say "I can't feel like it" whenever she didn't want to do something that we told her to.

Janean said...

GREAT list! It's amazing some of the ways we can twist the English language, isn't it. :D Especially kids.
See you next week on TT! Actually probably before that...I check up on you every other day or so.

Anonymous said...

Little boy blue... hilarious!

Heather said...

Love #8 - funny!