More Master of Disaster happenings

Oh dear. I left the kids home while I went to a meeting. I was gone for a little over two hours. I left a 17 year old in charge. The meeting was great, we accomplished a lot in planning for our new church directory. We even accomplished some sharing and caring as good friends.

So, I happily stop at the store and pick up a few things then run home. Upon opening the door I find the refridgerator door wide open. There are no kids around. Hmmm. Oh, there's chocolate milk all over the fridge. I head to the bathroom and found toothpaste spread all over the bathroom counter/sink. And some blood. Probably the 3-4th bloody nose of the day for Trinity. Then she comes out of her room and finds me and tells me she pooped. Yep, she pooped all right. She was nekkid and had poop all over her legs and between her toes. I can smell it in her room, but I can't FIND it! There is some under Sam's crib, but I just don't think there is enough for the level of stink and the amount on her.
The baby slept through the whole time I was gone, which is the reason 17yo thinks its ok to ignore the 3yo.