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Our 7 Qtpies

May 09, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #16 Brad Stine

Thirteen Things about Lisa
My favorite Conservative Comedian- Brad Stine
Brad is a conservative, Christian, patriotic comedian. He is also extremely funny, and RIGHT. Here are some quotes from him! Oh, and please, get his dvd's they are a riot!

1. "Put a helmet on!" he says this when things are so obvious that its stupid to even go there.
2. "Your cold? Put on some fur! ..... That's what the cats are there for!"
3. Talking about 70 below weather in Canada "I don't want to live in a place where 70 below is considered nippy. I don't want to live in a place where you go to get the mail and then you DIE!!!!"
4. "I like cats, so long as they stay in the road where they belong!"
5. Some people are trying to say that men and women are not different. "All you have to do is be married for, oh, ten or fifteen ......... MINUTES, and you will realize that we are from different WORLDS!"
6. Talking about man and woman having different names and women being better looking, so getting a better name with 2 extra letters. "Look at him and go man and look at her and go whooo maaaAAAaaan."
7. "
That's why you've got a male and a Fee-male, because you can have that male for free, but with that male there is a FEE involved."
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9. "I don't want to get used to a sign warning me that an animal might LEAP out! Get a zoo, for crying out loud!"
10. "If you've got deer jumping out, that's not a put up a sign problem, that's a put up a wall problem. Lets dig a moat, build a fence. Someone invented barbed wire, USE IT!"
11. "That's right, when all else fails, make fun of the Amish people. Why? Because they have no electronic recording devices to prove I said anything. And if they did, they couldn't plug it in so.."
12. "Hey God, you know what I was thinking?" "Yes." "Gahhh, he's quick!"
13. About God being your copilot: "I wouldn't want God as my copilot because he'd be too good." "That mans swerving." "Where?" "Three minutes from now!" "Ahhh!"


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13 people think my kids are qtpies:

JHS said...

Never heard of him, but I like #12! That's cute. Reminds me of Bruce Almighty. Remember all the e-mails?

My list is posted. C'mon by if you have time!

Anonymous said...

Oooookay. Not my kind of thing, but since I've read about this Stine, was interested to see what he's about and now I know.

Anonymous said...

Someone new to me. Enjoy reading your post.

Happy TT & Happy Mother's Day!

KarenW said...

I haven't ever heard him. I'll have to check out your videos. Thanks!

Unknown said...

Will be checking him out!

Special K ~Toni said...

I like #7! Too funny!

Rebecca said...

That was funny! I had never heard of him before, thanks for sharing! My TT13 is up at http://anyapples.blogspot.com/

Toni said...

LOL! Crackin' on the Amish. What a riot #11 was. But ya know, Amish can be hostile (there was a rock band by that name; Hostile Amish).
Blessings,
~Toni~

Carina said...

Funny stuff!

I'll have to look this guy up.

JAM said...

I don't get out much and have never heard of him, but I love the lines you have here. I'm with him on the 70 below thing, that's why I live in Florida!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for visiting my TT. Wow, you have 7 kiddos?! I love big families. I would have loved more but I'm plumb worn out.

Danica Favorite said...

This guy is funny! Thanks for sharing!

Carina said...

I've tagged you for a meme. Come check it out.